Billy, this is Deadspin, you fucking idiot. It’s always the police’s fault around here.

All I had to read was the title to know that Billy wrote another butthurt Barca-ballbag “article” about how unfair life is because Barca doesn’t ever get as lucky as Real Madrid. Fuck off Billy. Your writing is horseshit.

+1 fif

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I hope Billy keeps his fucking trap shut regarding pro/rel in MLS. We know he hates MLS so why have him cook up another bullshit article based on Euro-bias and Barca fanboi-ism.

A delusional person calling a rational person delusional. Hilarious. Fuck off DeLM.

Son of a bitch, Billy, you suck. Your shitty writing makes my head hurt!

Ah yes, the Oakland Raiders. Nothing says the Silver & Black like... gold? Uhhh... what?

You son of a bitch. You show Cletus the respect he deserves, dammit!

Kobe wasn’t the best player in the NBA at any time. Here let me show you statistics! -Nerds

This is a classy broad right here. FFS, I don’t get people. If a police officer talks to you, respond! If he asks you to do something completely reasonable, DO IT! Why do people have a pathetic sense of entitlement that has them think they don’t need to listen to a person of authority? Fuck off and enjoy your anger…

Oh Italians, what with their fancy nicknames and all. They had one for Michael Bradley: Il Generale. Which roughly translates to “shitty d-mid.”

If he’s 5 then he’s old enough to know what losing feels like. What does she want you to do, LET him WIN?! Absurd.

No need to apologize. I was alluding to the great detail in the excerpt. Thanks for the response!

Why were you trying to make me throw up all over my keyboard at work yesterday?! Seriously, though, that was a great read. It felt like I was in there with the surgeons. Does Coffey’s surgery still rank as the toughest TJ completed? It’s been a couple years since he had it performed...

Just the latest in a long line of Arizonian red asses. I’m glad Greinke wet the bed after he conned a shitty small market team into backing up a dump truck full of cash to his house so he can stay out of the spotlight and pitch like shit. You deserve it, D-bags.

Fuck that guy.

Reading this made my stomach hurt. Pretty damned descriptive. Passan is great.

FUCK Adrien Broner. Dude is a disrespectful sack of shit. I hope he gets knocked out soon.

I’m moist.