It’s going to be amazing when they bomb out in the NLDS

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

To be fair, it was probably the 200th night in a row someone asked him “how were you feeling out there tonight?” I’m amazed more athletes don’t go full Marshawn at these quote scrums.

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

The game really wasn’t that exciting. I think Patrick’s trying to put lipstick on a Puig here.

“A Brain-Invading Parasite Is Believed to Be Spreading Because of Infinitely Scrolling Blogs”

“Infinite Scrolling Blogs Blamed for Increase in Dog Attacks on Mail Carriers”

The internet is bad too tho.

Yeah it’s similar to how Airborne’s shtick is that it was invented by a school teacher. Actually, I would prefer a drug developed by chemists.

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

Based on some of the achievements they talked about on the stream today, which include getting to the lighthouse in Trials and hitting rank 25 in every faction, this is NOT for casual players.

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

Planning a Wyoming trip now, just to prove Tom wrong. It’s pretty cheap!

I understand what you are saying, but I’d imagine that to a black person, a white guy waving the Confederate flag is a message of “I wish that you black people were once again property of white people.”

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

If it ever happens, I’ll ask them.

Another good trait in a person you’re grabbing a beer with is knowing when to shut the fuck up and just kind of sit there peacefully drinking your beer. Donald Trump absolutely has no idea how to do that.

Every time I read a troll comment like you, I’m reminded of a bit of Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash.

Hey, that Tom Brady tattoo on his ass carries priviledges.

HEY! What are you doing down here in the comments section?