Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

+1 Make the U.K. great again.

Everybody in the UK is required to play soccer and is stuck in regimented divisions; failure to comply results in a mandated visit to Room 101*. Deadspin will cover any developments that happen in the 6th to 498th divisions.

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now

I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.

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Of course it’s not. Everybody Loves Draymond.

Especially all the Evangelicals who came out in droves to vote for a person who had long been a personifications of excess and greed. It’s like that Bible passage about how it’s way easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if you grab it by the camel pussy.

Hey, this is a sports site. Stick to sports please.

“So a guaranteed three years without relegation due to a plane crash? Hmmmm....” - owners of Sunderland, Hull, Grenada, Hamburg, etc.

Everton has formally submitted a list of players available for a free transfer to Chape:

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Drake. He was healed of being a cripple on degrasi to being a rap super star.

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

Did you just all lives matter me

annnd this is why journalists will write about this. Cubs fans acted like it was the world series. This wouldn’t happen in San Fran or St. Louis.

The Cubs are just setting themselves up for even greater heartbreak in either the NLCS or WS. I can’t wait!