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It’s cute how the young’uns think Beyonce invited Janet Jackson, En Vogue and Salt n Peppa sometimes. I know I’ve left out some people in the middle and before and such (some that wrote their own stuff too).

They’ve been getting a lot of attention ever since some lady put up three of them outside Ebbing, Missouri.

There’s awards for billboards?!?!?!?!?

I saw her perform recently, and the show was delayed almost 30 minutes because about half the audience was late. She spent the first several minutes of the show admonishing us for not showing up on time. It was awesome. She can make ANYTHING delightful.

Yeah now that I think about it Tig is like, much funnier than I am and should trust her comedic instincts. She is such a misfit for First Lady that this will be excellent comedy.

Her SPEAKING voice?

I love her voice.

Watching the first gif, I really thought a dude was going to pop out of that dumpster.

I mean, this definition of “love” is included in the small print of every Trump family wedding program.

Fuuuuck, today is rough. Last summer my dad shot my mother and then himself. This is my first year without her. We were having a rare fight and hadn’t spoken in 5 days and the last text I have from her is “I guess I’m not supposed to have feelings.” All I want to do today is hug her again. Just for one minute. And

INT: Oval Office

Well, children of the orange, anyway.

Ivanka looks so children of the corn in that top image.

BUT SARAH HUCKABEE-SANDERS IS A WIFE AND A MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! BENGHAZI!!!!

You’d think a businessman would know this, but then again he has gone bankrupt a few times.

I just read that article and these paragraphs really jumped out at me:

Preet?

I know right. Are you fucking kidding me. This dude seemed alright. Like he might actually effect some change, work against Trump and actually be effective, and then turns into a sack of shit.

GODDAMMIT

Also, this is no disrespect to the wonderful and amazing Michelle Obama, but I’m so fucking tired of the 2016 election being analyzed as if it was a legitimate election. All these numbers and percentages don’t mean shit when Russians were hacking into voter rolls and voting machines. And when gerrymandering, voter