Are you paid like a man who does the same job? That’s the important thing.

Well, that might make you some kind of snack proctologist.

I ate Doritos yesterday in public and I was not embarrassed by the crunch, and I even licked my fingers. Am I a man now?

Wait, we’re not going to discuss the fact that she named the baby after the whore Trump went to?

“I would like to thank my fans, friends, and my #sexandthecity colleagues...”

“in case”

He would never have shared the stage with you in life, Justin, you entitled, jumped up, knock-down bargain basement Michael Jackson tribute act twat.

Nope. She chose to get into bed with him, stayed with and supported him through all his underhanded, dirty tactics.

He’s a snake, she’s a snake. Snakes are quite capable of disliking each other. No winners here.

“Thundercunt” is such a great insult.

In addition to this being sexist bullshit, “firefighter” is undoubtedly the cooler name. It makes you sound like you are wrestling Balrogs or some shit.

What do you do with the box you didn’t vote for that is filled with lies, and creepy-crawlies, and racism, and misogyny, and xenophobia, and half-digested cheeseburgers, and cheap thin pair of small gloves coated with Just For Men, and a rock painted gold, and a crumpled note that seems to read something like Shrani…

And then my husband saved the day.

I’m so mad that I have to give you a star for this, you asshole.

If Hillary was President right now, DACA would still be in place.

Yes, it would have been better.

Like Trump’s little press conference of Bill Clinton accusers before the second debate. I like this idea.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! eh? Hard hitting journalism at its finest...