I can’t decide if Joe Biden’s apology to her will play well, or play against him, if he chooses to run in 2020.

And his site is an unusable relic from the early aughts

I mean... optimistically... =_=

Only 25 years? Lucky you!

There have been times when I have told myself that I need better friends, but I had no idea how much better my friends could be.

Ok I would totally do this if I had that kind of money (minus the ridiculous suitcases and $20 dollar bills). Does that make me a terrible person? I’m pretty sure he donates a fair amount to charity as well and he has more money than he can spend, so it’s not like this is taking away from charity donations or…

Good Work, Alabama. You barely did the right thing!

I look forward to all the thinkpieces tomorrow about how the GOP needs to understand the concerns and needs of black women if it expects to win any more elections.

Gah! That extra EYEbrow thing in the middle of this guy’s face is so creepy. Like, why would you just leave it there??

There is . . . a lot . . . wrong with this comment.

To be fair to Midnight in Paris just sucked period.

THANK YOU! I always try to explain my intense dislike for T C by (other than the whole horrible Scientology thing) the fact that every time I see him in a role, I can never forget that it’s Tom Cruise. I don’t sit through many of his films, but he truly ruined Interview With the Vampire for me. You are completely…

I saw a trailer for this at a theatre, and a woman in the audience yelled, “Fuck Johnny Depp!” And it was a morning screening, and it was not a rowdy crowd. It brought me great joy.

He reminds me of tom cruise i.e. Tom cruise in mission tom cruise starring Tom cruise stunts by tom cruise produced by Tom cruise. I can’t see any of these movies anymore without thinking that.  

You found a 25 year old tape. Great! Now where are we with those half million backlogged rape kits?

‘The House just passed the “Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act,” which would allow concealed carry license holders to do so in other states.’

I like to think we are great dinner guests. My husband works in the wine industry, so we always bring the booze.

You sound like the kind of couple I want to have over for dinner.

Ann Curry will always be a classier Lady than me. This morning, I sat down on the couch with a cup of coffee, and my husband comes running out of the bedroom and goes “YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO EXCITED!” And I was like “wut?” And he yells “MATT LAUER GOT FIRED!” And then we danced around.

Junior Ratfucker (second class) Jimmy O’Keefe must be a terrible disappointment to his mentor, Roger Stone. (Or not.) The really interesting question here is: Who is paying for this little gambit? The Moore campaign? Breitbart? The Mercers? Sinclair Media?