There is no way to describe this but “aggressively ugly.”

Ew, gross. Now if it was a 40-year-old dude and three hot young chicks—you’ve got every movie ever made.

Did Harry not get a back pack? Was he forced to use a sack his whole school career? Is this because he’s not the heir to the throne?

He’s a combination of Winston Churchill and a shady New York drag queen, which is the kind of leadership our world needs right now. He’s amazing.

“I hope he will have the confidence to be himself with all his quirks and his idiosyncrasies and characteristics.”

Paroled Criminals need A job once they’re out, so clearly there’s a wide array to choose from in the Trump administration.

This Drake Bell/Josh Peck nonsense is being spun into their 2nd 15 minutes of fame, right? I don’t even know who they are, and they’re terrible.

I am dead now. Dead from laughing.

“Hey, there are good Christians on both sides.”

-D. Trump

Another example of church people being good Christians, bless their hateful little shriveled up hearts.

I’m Rob Lee and I haven’t left the church. Y’all haven’t gotten rid of me yet.

I’m excited for her to age. Popcorn gif

Why does this site love them? I cannot understand it. At all.

Not only did no one have to ask Mattress Mack to open his doors, but he sent his furniture trucks and employees out to rescue over 200 people. And he dresses up in a mattress costume. He is the truth, man, I love that guy.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Maybe he was just waiting in the dark for the swelling from that cosmetic surgery abated a bit before opening the doors. Yikes, that’s unpretty.

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

The names of three random body parts should not be so potent, and yet somehow you have killed me with them. I am deceased. Take all my stars.

I was reading Vanity Fair’s article on her which featured photos of a younger Ivanka. She fucked up her face when she chose discordant elements and brought them altogether on her butthole mouthed visage.