After consultation with my Generals and military experts

What could pawssible be wrong with that?

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How jealous are we? Although, I’m currently being paid to drink a cup of coffee and comment on Jez. We are all winners here.

EEEIIII (Piercing avian shriek)

Looking at what she did before, she’s got a BA from Pepperdine, a JD from an unaccredited law school, a short list of acting jobs, a production company, and a self-published book that wasn’t exactly a hit. That sounds like a ton of debt and not that much income. I kind of doubt that up to this point, she’s paid more…

Better yet, go back to your tacky Scottish castle.

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

Ah man. I love Michelle Obama. I miss her.

About the same as the taxation rate for a reality tv show host who launders russian mob money through his real estate properties?

Either as an individual earner in taxes OR in self sacrifice to your country?

Oh great, now he’s blind and we are going to nuke the sun.

World’s most depressing job?

Good grief.

We don’t believe you Jay, you need more people.

splashing water and tossing coins at them

That’s why he and Mel only have one kid

they are skipping this event much in the same way that i skipped my wedding with paulina porizkova.

Trump’s MO seems to be to pull out of things that are crumbling around him in an effort to save face.