Yeah, those are two separate shots badly Photoshopped together (because what’s that black thing sticking up from his left shoulder?)

Ha I was JUST talking to my boyfriend about Rachel’s nipples. I’ve been making him watch the whole series with me over the past year or two and we’re in season 7 now. He noticed her nipples last night and asked, “Is Rachel not wearing a bra?” I turned to him and almost screamed “HOW ARE YOU JUST NOTICING THAT NOW?!” I…

if i were married to justin theroux i was also ngas about most anything

Radical White Terrorist, but just one in a gathering of them.

Thank you for calling him what he is!! A terrorist! What an insecure white fragile pig. Disgusting.

Well, I have never used or even heard the term “pre-date.” Who uses that term? Mainly women? Mainly men? Fairly even?

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

Don’t use my last name. But please do broadcast my smug, punchable face on national television!

For the longest time, I genuinely believed Elan Musk to be a brand of perfume.

“Yes, I AM a lawyer!”

And I’m thinking one of us still has a program.

Omg, so horrible and hilarious! This dude always reminds me of a thumb with a goatee drawn on it.

I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure!

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

A shrink? Hell I’m pretty sure someone that hasn’t quite gotten the hang of potty training could figure that one out.

He is a one-man projection booth.... Anything he accuses somebody else of being/doing, guarantee he’s been/done it already!

She’s so dull. The only surprising thing about this article is that there are at least 38 fan accounts. I’d rather follow avocado toast or and account that’s just devoted to nuetral toned wall paper.

Don’t forget hand-picking the President of the United States.

omg that sounds so exciting. i wonder who will win...?