Gonorrhea Is After Your Throat; What Are You Gonna Do About That?

Omg, guys. We are living in an episode of the Apprentice, aren’t we?

This, this, this.

Right? But there were doctors and NGO’s on hand, so no worries!

This “pretend” improvisation audition would probably be acceptable if these kids were average kids who are actors; the fact that she went looking for the most destitute kids, recruited them, and then made them audition this way sounds fucking horrific. Fuck Angelina. I’ve always maintained she’s not changed; she just…

In her recent round of interviews, Angelina also discusses the “heartbreak of Bell’s Palsy”, which I had and it did not break my heart. When I had Lyme, it happened to me, and yes, it did interfere with my wine drinking for two or three weeks, and I also kept getting shampoo in one eye in the shower, but…

I think maybe you’re attaching too much significance to things like whether or not someone is a parent, or if they’re born rich or poor. Personally, I don’t think having kids, or being born rich or poor, has anything to do with a capacity for empathy. I mean, ideally, of course it would be great if people who have…

After reading the comments on an article about the Angelina Jolie Vanity Fair story on another site, I now believe that about 8 out of 10 Angelina fans are completely insane. They worship the ground she walks on, she is their Messiah. I don’t understand how people can become so obsessed with a celebrity, very bizarre. 

Yeah, I’m not fully on board with the image, but she has kids. That part makes it weird for me. I know not all mothers are great mothers, but at least in my experience people with kids tend to understand kids’ brains better than those who don’t (like me). I can’t understand how someone who’s a parent could do…

It’s only weird if you actually buy her Saint Angelina shtick. She’s a narcissist who thrives on attention and extremes. She used to get it by pretending to be a bisexual, tattooed wild child and shocking soccer moms, now she’s moved on to collecting children and trying to save the world, but always for an audience.

I read the description exactly as Angelina is saying it happened, and so did most people I’ve seen on the internet. They admit the point was to see which (poor) kid had the strongest reaction to being presented with a pile of money and having it taken away. They picked the one who genuinely burst into tears at what…

It is really weird to me that a woman with her background trying to help advance human rights, and a whole truckload of children who she presumably empathizes with, would be as tone deaf as Angelina Jolie here. That statement is top-level missing the point.

Probably unfair since I’ve never met the woman, but based on her public persona I get such a bad vibe off Jolie, kind of an extreme schizoid narcissism.

This is also how Jolie selects her adopted children.

Jolie is so over, we need a new word for over.

Ok so they told these children “We’re going to pretend to give you money and you’re going to pretend to be sad when we take it away. If you do a really good job pretending then we’re going to cast you in this movie and then actually give you lots of money but if you do a bad job at pretending then the opportunity to…

The casting story kind of perfectly encapsulates the worst assumptions about Angelina Jolie’s global humanitarianism, and her response to the criticism doesn’t help matters.

Jolie and Rithy Panh, the film’s producer, released statements defending the auditions and explaining that the outrage was based on the “false and disturbing” interpretations of VF’s story.

it’s all done for the love of performance art.

What do desperate, lonely, hungry children understand about film improvisation? Serious. GTFO