The ice cream is only available at the Graeter’s in the Cincinnati area so if you live in Columbus you’re out of luck. Actually, you’re out of luck if you live anywhere but the Cinci area because you can’t order it online.

Bob Dylan’s album Love and Theft came out on 9/11 also. Not his best work, but far from his worst. And you don’t hear him out there blaming 9/11 for it not being a hit.

This article was the meanest thing that I’ve ever read about someone I’ve never heard of.

I think she’s related to Henry?

I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.

This is your legacy, McCAin. Your final great work. Thousands dead and millions suffering.

Maybe this will be the thing that makes people start realizing that, you know, he’s not so much a maverick as a complete party hack.

Fuck John McCain.

Douchecon 5

Well he did say he was going to push Trump’s agenda.

I need Frank Ocean and Brad Pitt to date.

Brocean!!

You put your spicy in.

But...but...he has 6 months left on his membership at Palm Beach Tan!

I hope I don’t offend anyone with one of my favorite doggy gifs, but this is what I imagine when I think of Johnny on a shopping spree

I know that, and that he’s a bad speller.

I swear to god I don’t know what this guy does except that he’s a kardashian’s boyfriend.

I would love Jezebel 1000% times more if they would drop the posts on d list jerkoffs that no one gives a shit about.

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

Bucks County, for when you absolutely can’t make it down to Florida.