Martha, it’s only weird because you’re not taking a drag off a blunt.

Make America Hate Again. I hope one of these days, the country gets its soul back. We’re definitely not there at the moment.

What dick?

Well, it’s not like like Mike Pence has sex with his wife so...

Cool. Since he has so much free time not preparing for N. Korea he should have plenty of time to sit down with Mueller.

I would trust a sex worker over a politician ANY DAY!!!

They really threw down at the premiere. Then again, they’re black so they don’t have the same privilege as say, Adam Sandler.

So instead of stealing Michelle Obama’s speeches she’s just going to steal her cause?

Great. Now can we send Kim in to find out what happened to those 1500 detained children?

THIS. IS. AT. EVERY. MOVIE. PREMIERE.

I don’t feel sorry for James Patterson. This is a guy who does focus groups on what his books and stories should be about.

Wow, you really, really overreacted to my comment. This is Jezebel. All we do is judge here.

Pete Davidson has every right to date despite mental illness....HOWEVER...this relationship already sounds unhealthy. Tattoos after a month? Talk of babies? Good Lord.

Saw a commercial for this., It looked absolutely terrible. Even the lighting looks bad...on top of ALL THE OTHER STUFF. Another show that offers caricatures of women I have no interest in spending any time with.

I’m guessing he’s got the NEED FOR SPEED. I swear, in Tom Cruise’s mind he IS that character in real life...forever and always. While the stunts are impressive he seems like such an ass.

I love how he was using P or Paul in these secret communications. Jesus Christ, these people are stupid.

My recollection was that he was an abusive cheater and then his wife beat the living shit out of him after she couldn’t take it anymore. Maybe he was just a cheater. This gossip is so vintage I may not be recalling it exactly. The only thing I remember exactly is that he totally got his ass handed to him.

Disick set fire to $100 bills during the financial crisis. He is a “man” without a soul.

Wow. I have this totally unscientific theory that more often than not, people who use the word myopic are often giant morons. Kind of like the all caps people.

It boggles the mind. Bill Clinton has had 8 months to come up with a good answer. Even one that he didn’t actually believe. From a public relations stand point an apology is his only real option. It just goes to show the absolute brazenness of white, male privilege...even now.