The Met Gala seems like the dumbest event of the year, even dumber than the White House Correspondents Dinner. These are just one percenters strutting around reminding us of the fact that they have all the power and the rest of us are a bunch of helpless stooges looking on from the sidelines talking about what dresses…

He just resigned.

YES, to this.

Yeah, I pretty much rage stroke every day so it will be a day like any other, sadly.

Jesus, what is wrong with these dudes? How can you have a secret like this and not expect to get caught in this day and age?

She sounds more foreign than any Mexican I’ve ever met. Can we deport her?

She’s conservative royalty who looks like a suburban mom. Sadly, I actually think her schtick works for the audience it’s intended for.

Why oh why would you want to end Rudy’s press tour? I’m happy to start a GoFund page to finance daily limo rides to whatever talk show he wants to appear on. If he wants lobster and caviar in between appearances, no problem.

I think there is an actual scandal here if we look closely enough. Sarah Huckabee Sanders claimed yesterday that a medical team went to retrieve the records so they could be moved to the White House. Keith Schiller is a bodyguard, not part of any medical team.

The babies in the White House signed off on this likely totally accurate, hit piece. Still, it’s a sad day when you realize that a sexist, completely out-of-step white, male military man is still the biggest adult in the room.

Except for the part where she claims she doesn’t recall writing the things she’s apologizing for.

This one really sucks. I like her and appreciate the apology. Problem is, it’s clear she’s still lying.

OK, I see your point here. Yes, let’s wish that for her.

AvenHOTTIE is hot either way. It’s just an added bonus that he’s sticking it to Trump and using the whole marketing thing so ruthlessly against the King of Marketing. Unlike Trump, I don’t think he’s bluffing either.

Yeah, right. She’s a bigot. Am I supposed to wish her a happy life? She deserves what she’s got. Pointing that out doesn’t make me miserable.

She’s a birther. She deserves every moment of hell she is currently living through. I hope it’s every bit as painful as it appears.

Good riddance. Wonder how long it will take Kanye to tweet his support for Cosby.

Nice to see they didn’t forget hipsters.

Melania has been binge watching episodes of Dynasty.

This entire project makes me want to puke.