Whatever. It doesn’t change the fact that Donald Trump is little man with a little dick. He’s a “man” who needs TWO HANDS to drink a fucking glass of water.

And then Brad Pitt went to work for Harvey Weinstein.

I think his claim that he never wanted this job are complete fucking bullshit. How else could he have remade America into an Ayn Rand fucking nightmare? He needed this job way more than the job needed him.

Their date sounds creepy as fuck. It’s like they’re 21 going on 12, produced as if it were some weird church branded relationship. Ironically, no amount of thrice weekly trips to church will ever convince me that either one of them is a virgin.

Note to self.

Why didn’t she marry Gary Fisher? Was he not fashionable enough? Or maybe too good for her and her six figure diamonds?

Have you seen the GOP tax plan? 25 years is veeeery optimistic.

Any reasonable person would give their friends and family money if they had more than they could ever spend. You’d have to be a serious dick not to.

Vegans can be such cunts. Those poor dogs.

Here’s hoping Roy Moore rides off into the sunset on his super gay horse “Sassy”. Once he actually concedes.

Even his own wife is evidence of his pedophilia. When they married he was 38 and she was 24. Since the wedding Moore has bragged about the fact that he saw her years earlier at a dance recital. She was FIFTEEN fucking years old at the time.

I read somewhere else that Hadid stayed all of THREE MINUTES, just long enough to have this photo taken.

At this point, working with Woody Allen is NOT A GOOD LOOK.

LOL. I’d prefer a prison none of them could ever escape from.

Unlike the First Lady who called it 11/7/41. A first rate team, this crowd.

His wife is an idiot. Girl! Grow a pair!

Ann Curry is a lot classier than me. Just a couple of Gifs on what my response to Lauer would be if I were her.

A hammer and a kitchen knife? Like Justin Bieber, thankfully, even his terror attackers are fucking pussies.

I’m happy these women found each other. I only wish it were under different circumstances. NBC passed on the ‘story’ of the year. Shade them now...and forever.

As with most figures, it seems a little off.