ALL. THE. STARS!!

Considering how perfectly timed ALL of their family drama is, it wasn’t a big leap to be suspicious. See shocking pregnancy reveal just in time for the 10th Anniversary special.

Oh no! How will I ever be able to sleep tonight.

Melania has no actual poise or class or patriotism. Standing quietly on the side lines while wearing $5000 frocks is not poise or class or patriotism. It is simply standing on the sidelines while wearing $5000 frocks.

Clearly, you’ve missed the entire Lena Dunham fame arc. She has been called the voice of her generation many, many times. Thankfully, there’s been lots of backlash about it.

“In this clip from NBC, you’ll notice that he holds the pose for a full sixteen seconds.”

Dunham is super annoying. She was that way when I first heard of her and she’s even more annoying years later. The fact that people refer to her as a voice of a generation makes me want to rip my face off. We don’t have to like every woman to be feminists.

LOCK. HER. UP!

Even if my life depended on it, I still wouldn’t be able to explain why people call Kendall Jenner a supermodel. Every time I hear someone refer to her that way...my inner monologue says: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!!

Beals and Lopez before Aniston? Really? Lopez seems like the kind of girl who would drop you for a shady boyfriend in a HOT MINUTE. Aniston is a friend for life...and goes on amazing, booze fueled vacations without any screaming children.

This would be great news, but I don’t trust Trump so...

Jesus, let’s just agree to disagree and move on. Life is too fucking short for this.

It would be considerably more accurate to say his bail was revoked. The headlines made it sound like he was some law abiding citizen who was arrested for his comments about Hillary.

Jezebel left out the most important detail in their summary: This plane would have cost taxpayers $25,000 an HOUR!!!

I never said it was the most important issue. For some sad reason all of the people who responded to my comment seem to think it’s really important. Have a nice day.

Yes, it is a bounty, but not something that usually results in an immediate arrest and jail for the next few months. He was out on bail, which has restrictions that he did not adhere to. Keep in mind, a simple bounty would have resulted in an arrest and then he would have likely made bail. His bail was REVOKED.

I understand what happened. My point is, he wasn’t randomly jailed simply for threatening Clinton. He was OUT ON BAIL, which has all kinds of restrictions that people walking freely do not have. He then threatened Clinton and had his bail revoked.

Good. He’s a criminal, an abuser, a harasser, and a general cunt. And not to be nitpicky, but ALL of the headlines are misleading. He wasn’t jailed for putting a bounty on Clinton. He had his bail revoked. Those two things are not the same.

This made me laugh...HARD. Thank you.

That was a good comment. Why throw shade?