President Lazy Boy is a draft dodger. All of his attacks are about his own shortcomings. You don’t need to be shrink to see that.

She follows the Counting Crows? WHAT.THE.FUCK??

These vacays always look really boring. What’s the point of being a murderous dictator if you can’t have a bunch of hot chicks and a mountain of blow wherever you go?

I’m sure the auditions were filmed. If she has nothing to hide she should release the footage.

RECALL!! RECALL!! RECALL!!

I know! Has she ever actually changed anyone’s life? The way she talks about it you’d think she’d saved millions of lives.

Like the kids and refugees she’s always photographed with are allowed anywhere near a fucking microphone. LOL.

She’s always had a management team, which has quietly run her PR so she can claim she has no PR. This has been well documented in The NY Times and The New Yorker.

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Can’t wait to see how Jolie fans try to spin this. Vanity Fair has RECEIPTS, bitches!!!

I’m guessing they’ve decided that their base is made up of a bunch of 10 year olds. Which makes total sense.  

Her business was actually killed. Read the initial article or some of the court documents. She thrived on word-of-mouth, much of which came through her vendors and online reviews. Her vendors had to stop recommending due to all of the bad publicity because that put their own businesses at risk. The work dried up.

Imagine if Obama had said this. Sean Hannity’s head would explode and the right wing would turn this into a 5 year long scandal.

Fight back with legacy admissions. Jared’s daddy paid $2 million to get him into Harvard.

Jezebel spent a year wanting me to care about Lena Dunham and “Girls”. Also, a no go!

Don’t have time to read the article so cut to the chase: Do I have to start blowing dudes while they have a condom on? It’s the one safe sex thing I don’t really do.

Her endless sanctimony, the exploitation of her children, the exploitation of other people’s children, her jumping from country to country as long as there are cameras around. (Haiti, Sarajevo, I’ll never forget you!!) Right before she forgot all about them. The way she always looks down on Hollywood, the place that…

On another note, Jolie hasn’t explained why former members of the Khmer Rouge were allowed to work on this film.

The Mooch was a walking disaster machine. I’m really going to miss him.