I wish I liked Gloria Allred more than I do. I know she has some admirable qualifications in defending women against powerful men, but something about the way she goes about it rubs me the wrong way. I suppose there is no other option but to grandstand in order to get everyone’s attention.

I cannot STAR this enough. I’m laughing so hard right now. Thank you.

I feel ya. It plays on so many stereotypes. Also, I HATE pink.

I don’t think he’s a Russian spy, but he has a lot of juice inside the FBI.

And by Rudy Giuliani, who has lots of connections at the FBI.

I’m pretty certain crimes were committed to hand the election to Trump. I hope some of these folks end up being indicted, but I highly doubt it.

This investigation should include checking Rudy Guiliani’s phone records.

Yeah Mike Pence, it was totally the dossier that demeaned the President Elect. Not, you know, HIS ENTIRE PERSONALITY!!!

Jesus, why do they always have to sound so fucking pretentious?

I know I’m going out on a limb here, but I’m thinking...

And by coup you obviously mean Russia interfering in our election, right?

It’s almost like she thinks we are too dumb to remember she is working for the KING OF THE BIRTHERS, a man who would not be President if he hadn’t spent years as a public figure using his platform to incite the worst instincts in people.

I’ve always found Hiddleston to be totally insufferable. He did not disappoint.

I read that she had this giant prozac pill in her house and it was her favorite thing. Her daughter Billie decided this would be a great place to put Carrie’s ashes and that she would have wholeheartedly approved of it. Apparently, an epic sense of humor runs in that family.

Except that he could come back and terrorize her after he got a face transplant in Switzerland.

It’s amazing how her humanitarianism insulates her from...EVERYTHING.

Well, according her and her fans and the media she recovered from all of this and is now a totally sane, mature person because...humanitarianism.

Normally, I would agree, but I’m not sure Jolie is kind or decent. Assholes end up in psyche wards too.

If there weren’t half a dozen kids involved I’d be laughing at Brad Pitt right now. What did he expect having half a dozen kids in 3 years with a woman who has taken TWO trips to the psyche ward? He loved the endless drama and the grotesque level of media manipulation...and now he’s on the receiving end. Jennifer…

Yikes...and yet...still better than Kanye.