I know! He sounds like a truly awful person. I’d like to know what moron keeps sending him out to do these interviews. The dude has had SEVENTEEN YEARS to learn from this experience and apparently he’s only been learning shit in the last week or two. Sadly, I get the sense that the only thing he’s truly learned is…

HRC is boss.

The point is that this vitriol is directed at WOMEN!!!. And the blacker you are the worse it is.

She was born a girl.

So you’ve never had to submit a copy of your passport or drivers license anywhere? Lucky you. I just had to submit both in order to have an online account at an image and video sharing site. THAT is how copies end up on your server. I imagine if you travel the world constantly you have to submit this information more…

Sorry, forgot to add truly terrible “wordsmith” to his “resume”.

Like most people, I can’t name a single Tyga song, but it’s pretty clear his claim to fame is...freeloading douchebag with a hint of Kardashian.

Those ads actually cost BILLIONS to air.

The second I saw the anthem thing I knew she was toast. Americans can be such assholes sometimes. This poor girl worked her ass off for decades and brought more pride to America than every single one of those trolls put together.

Is it me or is she throwing a bit of shade at him in that picture? I’m not sure I’d want my big Olympic achievement to overshadowed by a proposal.

What I love about the Bieber photo from Japan is that no one in the background gives two shits about the fact that he is there.

These headlines are so infuriating. Also, on top of all of her swimming accomplishments, Simone Manuel goes to fucking Stanford.

Amy Poehler’s Oscar Kathryn Bigelow joke is still one of the best.

I’m referring to The Sandwich as a food item in general. If you have one of those named after you be proud of it. I do not have a sandwich named after me, despite my life long passion for them.

Don’t sell yourself short. The Sandwich is one of the greatest fucking inventions of all time.

Hmmm, I’m still team #carameldelight

If we’re living in the pussy generation there is no greater symbol of that than his own kid who hangs out all day taking shirtless pictures of himself to post on social media. The closest he’ll ever come to serving his country is putting on a fake uniform he got from the wardrobe department.

Jezebel writers can afford to live in Manhattan? Please let me know where I can send you a resumé.

Wait, she’s a right wing politician or a member of the liberal Democratic party? The article implies she’s both.

Feels some small amount of joy by donating a few dollars. It Takes a Village, folks.