Anna, can you please come up with an emoji for Trump instead of constantly horrifying your readers with actual pictures of him? Show some mercy. I just can’t look at that face anymore.

No wonder she divorced you.

The picture of Aniston in Paris was taken over the summer...YEARS AGO. According to Theroux, their Valentine’s plans this year were pajamas and Netflix, which oddly, sounds like a perfect day. Stars...they’re just like US.

Ditzy, endearing, blonde air heads

Despite that I am a fan of the film’s female leads (why couldn’t Jennifer, Kate, and Julia have teamed up for something better?)

If he was a woman or a person of color we would have run him out of own a LONG time ago. What irks me is that he gets a million chances until he gets a hit, which this film is likely to be. And now the media will act like he always deserved this success. He is the personification of WHITE PRIVILEGE.

It’s amazing how this has not been a global law since...forever.

I almost offered to go have words with their FFA adviser for them.

I think Gloria, Hillary and Madeline just can’t understand why young women would vote for a white man over a woman and they are losing their damn minds over it. Sadly, feminism has been so demonized that many young women even hate being associated with the word. Further demonizing women who don’t give a shit about the…

I doubt Blake Shelton could ever make me come even once, let alone twice.

How can you eat when there are children who are going hungry?

I think we can all agree that Sarah Palin and Liz Cheney should be the first to sign up.

Unfair treatment by the media? If it weren’t for all the free media he’s gotten he’d be in 9th place. What a whiner.

When you premiere your shit on Tidal you are basically fucked.

There’s is truly no better accessory for an Armani suit than a steely-eyed look and a vape pen.

True, but Clinton understands her enemies in a way that Obama never did. This is why most people don’t see the change he brought or the jobs that were created or the millions that got healthcare. Obamacare is wildly unpopular because Obama never knew how to sell it so the GOP sold it. The GOP is all about the message…

I’ve taken it. It masks most of your symptoms for awhile and doesn’t make you sleepy. It’s kind of like taking speed.

Yes, and winning over the public has always been so productive. Ideas need to turn into action. 90% of Americans support gun control. How’s that one working out?

Keep in mind, Will Smith boycotted the Grammys 25 years ago because none of the rap categories were televised. He wasn’t worth quarter of a billion dollars back then. And does being rich mean you are automatically supposed to become blind?

Guaranteed there are people out there writing stories featuring black characters. It’s just that Hollywood prefers making the films about white people, the more dudes the better.