So basically Madonna is a mom who has rules. Oh, the humanity of not getting a cell phone until you’re 15.

All paid for by HER fucking money. Wait until she asks the kid to go out and getting a fucking job.

Totally disagree with you on this one. I’d take a long, hard ride on Justin Theroux any day.

There were other signs where they misspelled Democracy and Constitution. This one is still my favorite because they are demanding that immigrants speak a language they can’t even spell properly. Oh, the irony.

Her parents must be thrilled.

This reminds me of my favorite Tea Party Rally sign of all time.

I hate Trump for so many reasons..racism, racism, racism...but that never ending WHINING of his might actually grate on me most of all. He’s such a thin skinned fucking cry baby ALL THE TIME!!! Does he plan on fixing all the world’s problems by simply whining all fucking day until we give in to his demands just so he…

How do you protect the unborn if they are born with HIV due to your bullshit policies?

It’s a holiday party. This is what people do during the holidays. They get wasted and act like children. Carry on girl.

Cunt is one of those words I use when I describe a man I cannot stand. It seems completely appropriate, even if it sounds weirdly British.

This is GAWKER!!! The entire reason this website exists is so we can judge other people. Spare me your stupid pearl clutching.

NOTHING about this dude appeals to me. Too much hair and too much bro at least from the still shot. V card? At his age? Christ!!!

Biebian

God, she is so excruciatingly pious. I just think we always let Brad off the hook by saying he’s just along for the ride. He’s just as far up his own ass as she is. He just carries it slightly better because he’s a dude and we are far less judgmental about dudes in general.

As long as she doesn’t talk like she did in By the Sea.

Jetsetters?

You need to read the New Yorker article “Looking Good”. The reasons they got into humanitarian work has ZERO to do with actually helping people. It was ALL about re-inventing their public images. Her.. because she gave one too many crazy interviews and wasn’t getting work in Hollywood anymore. And him... because he…

Angelina being the one who proudly proclaimed “I know how the world really works”. I bet the woman has no idea what the average income is in the US or the cost of milk. But hey, she occasionally poses for photos with people who live in the real world..so there’s that.

THIS times a million. Cannot star your comment enough.

“I didn’t photoshop this”.