I would have a panic attack if I had to listen to Jessica Simpson’s music or watch her father pretend to be heterosexual.

Is he running for President? I can’t remember...and ironically, I follow politics pretty closely. It’s actually becoming weirdly difficult to keep track of all of these boobs. George Pataki anyone?!

If she were an American in America she was now be considered the front runner for the Republican nomination.

It’s not because someone might make a fuss. It’s because this will make her filthy rich. I’d spend 5 days in jail too for the kind of money she’s going to make. And we just handed it to her by making her a “martyr”.

And when he finds him, the first thing God says to Bieber is: “Dude, you’re a fucking Douche!!”

Until the end of time? Clearly, too much hyperbole being thrown around to have an intelligent debate here.

Her daughter’s future care? She’s half black, not disabled. If anything, the kid should get money for the therapy she’ll need being raised by a racist asshole and having to hear the words “breach of warranty”.

Sorry if this huge amount of progress is not huge enough for you. Like most people who actually know you, I have no interest in kissing your ass. You sound like an angry, bitter, joyless asshole who thinks the only way forward is to viciously attack people who support LGBQT rights.

Wow, if only everyone got on board with social change IMMEDIATELY and human beings were actually capable of the kind of absolutism you demand. Not sure what world you live in, but clearly not the real world. We’re making progress on this issue and it’s coming pretty quickly as far as I can tell.

Weird, because I think priests shouldn’t be around small children. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

What did you want them to do?

They are giving wing nuts exactly what they want...a martyr. This horrible woman is going to have $1 million of GoFundMe money by the end of the month.

“Why would seeing a bad picture of me make other people feel good?”

Are you fucking serious with this?

THIS makes my day. And your name too. Priceless. Thank you.

#TeamMissPiggy #BadAssBitch

Thanks. I feel like the men’s rights dudes from Reddit accidentally stumbled on over here.

Wow, it sounds like you totally have proof she cheated. Or are you just taking words you saw in a lawsuit and claiming these words are a statement of fact? Also, not sure how “double standard” even applies to this conversation at all.

Yeah dude, I’m sure you would totally defend her in the same butt hurt kind of way if the gender roles were reversed. I can totally tell by the hypothetical rape accusation scenario you decided to bring into the conversation.

Let me reiterate one more time...her cheating is according to him. We have no idea if these accusations are even true.