I thought this too when I picked Obama over Hillary. I didn’t want to spend 8 years fighting the battles of the 90s all over again. It finally dawned on me that Republicans will NEVER accept a Democrat in the White House no matter who that person is. This doesn’t mean we give up and just hand Republicans the keys to…

I occasionally do work for start-ups and NGOs. It’s amazing how many of them use a $700 font for all of their branding. It looks just like dozens of free ones.

He’s not going to win because he has no gravitas of any kind. I agree he has a decent marketing team. It’s sad that so many college educated people have fallen for his drivel. He seems like a total schmuck.

Please tell me your post is a joke. The GOP loves war mongers. He’s going to get crushed during the debates. Plus, have you seen the guy? He looks like he gets the President his coffee.

I got your point. People on these sites take everything so literally.

I find him so much more charming than Will. Will seems like a wet noodle.

$900 a month? Yeah, that’s totally worth it. —says man’s tiny little brain.

$842,000 and counting. They claim God “blessed us”. If they were people of God they would donate the money to their local church. Should we take bets on whether that will be happening? They have an even better grift game than Sarah Palin so I’m going to say “Hell No” they won’t be donating.

Actually, I think they have a very similar sound. It's not the phrase, but the delivery. Both deliver it in the same slow repeat all over the beginning and the music underneath sounds very similar too. Rihanna's is better, but still.

Someone needs to start a gofundme campaign for the other pizza parlor in their town, the one that doesn’t discriminate. I would happily donate.

There’s a great article in The New Yorker from last month about Spotify. There are some artists that are making just a few hundred dollars a month for close to 20,000 listens of their music. Patty Griffith was one of those artists. She’s not as famous as a Jay Z, but she’s a multiple Grammy winner.

I think this might be the time to mention, it’s not just Driving While Black. Here’s a black kid being followed around in various stores.

Seriously? I’ve been driving for 20 years and have been pulled over twice in all that time. Whether it’s 1.5 times a month or averages to every 3 months, the reality is that black people get pulled over faaaaaaar more than white people.

I think they made their big announcement about not serving gay weddings so they could martyr themselves, claim victimhood and raise tons of cash. They only had TWO yelp reviews before this happened so I don’t think they were doing all that well. Now, they’re 40K richer. Before long, they’ll have a book deal and a…

It’s amazing how they didn’t even think to add a few artists to the press conference that weren’t worth between $300-500 million. There are so many artists truly being screwed by Spotify and none of these out of touch idiots fall into that category.

Now if only we could give her clothes and her music a makeover.

I think Justin and Taylor were trying to figure out a way to get rid of Seacrest. You might find Swift and Timberlake annoying for many, many reasons, but only one of these three made the Kardashians into a household name.

I don't know. I wish they'd picked a woman. I feel like Noah is going to cover all the same ground Larry Wilmore already covers, just with a South African accent. Ladies need to be represented at some point. Jessica would have been amazing.

And Harry Styles leaving? Are we going to blame that on some girl too?

I'm shocked that someone related to Tucker Carlson is a massive, sexist, incredibly childish douche. I's also shocked to learn the sun came up this morning. Life really is full of surprises.