It will probably be a good car, but the design feels phoned-in. It looks like everything else they make...boring. There doesn’t seem to be anything special about the design that, to me, makes it worthy of the Integra name. It’s like when GM just slapped a Pontiac badge on a Monaro and called it a GTO. Sure it was a…

I feel like the really important takeaway from this quote....is how fucking empty these states are and how insane it is that they get so much fucking representation.

The takeaway here is that those five states have really small populations. I propose that they each be eaten by whatever state borders them.

“Responsibility is one of God’s greatest gifts to mankind, and men must be held responsible for their actions, except for rape. That’s totally the chick’s fault.” - Sen. Josh Hawley

This just in, the Governor changed his mind after someone said this might have been a very late term abortion.  He is now asking that the teen be killed on a cross during his state of the state address to make sure the whole state understands how things work in Texas.  (sarcasm) 

I heard Abbott is also working on a bill where you can sue all bicyclists you run over.

Gov. Abbott is already working on a blanket pardon for this kid for anything he may be found guilty of going forward.

Sweet jebus, we’re gonna “FAKE NEWZ!!!111!!!” a fricking moose test video now?!?

Because after the rear wheels broke loose, the test was failed.

I have always said the Mach E will never be a Moostang.

“pork golem” has now been incorporated into my vernacular and will be used liberally.

You leave Muggsy out of this!

It’s almost like size is relative and the Maverick is considerably smaller than what is currently on the market, not 30 fucking years ago. Guess your Fit isn’t small because a first gen Civic is smaller, right?

Old boomers hold them to a level that makes them seem like they’re street legal top fuel dragsters, and they are absolutely not. A big 400+ cubic inch V8 that makes an advertised 350+ horsepower until you realize that was measured without and accessories or even a transmission hooked up. Then add a 3 speed auto or 4…

Seatbelt use in the U.S. is higher than it has ever been, with the IIHS reporting 86 percent of drivers belting up. More than half of people who die in vehicle crashes, however, are not clicking it.

Citroën C6 2006-2012 also had such rear window.

I feel it’s important to mention that the act of opening your controller does NOT void your warranty. Legally. Neither does messing around inside and writing “f nintendo” if you so wanted all over it.

Replacing any specific part voids the warranty on that specific part, obviously, and any damage you cause in there…

Don’t worry, they’ll get you on the undercoating.