This is the Fyre Fest of EV Hot Takes.

And despite coverage of every tesla owner who bumped their head getting in and out the car, somehow the worst cars mankind has ever made, cars that can’t climb hills or charge if it’s chilly, cars with the worst resale in the history of cars, cars with embarrassing design and a CEO named Adolf... isn’t on this list.…

We did this in the beginning to break unions.  

This is a terrible take. First of all, why on earth would we contribute yet another industry to a country that actively funds things designed to undermine our national security. Why would we allow them to dump their subsidized products in our market until our home industry dries up and we forfeit any chance of…

You “write literally.” K. 

Gee, wonder where assholes could be getting a distorted view of a brand when there is real journalism like Jalopnik letting you know that you’ll be unpopular for buying a truck.  This article is like blaming Fox viewers for Trump getting elected.

The thing is (I have 2 EVs so I have some experience) that 300 is the constant 50 mph on a flat in mild temperatures range.  You’re not supposed to charge past 80% so 300 is actually more like 240.  In the winter time you might lose 30% more of your range because no one likes seeing their breath in the car and now…

A couple thoughts:

Really? This dude accepted the truck in that condition? That sounds really weird but...k. I scolded a dealership because the day before i took delivery my car had gotten splashed with mud from their parking lot and some idiot lot attendant. You can be sure I checked the paint for damage before I took delivery. What…

Is this what you went to college for?  Hey! Cybertruck owner is a weenie!  I spent 150k to learn how to write this!

Credit where due: Jalopnik posts an article about EVs that is relevant and important. I wonder if the Right to Repair law is applicable in this context. Tesla ought to make this possible - their cars are largely resistant to corrosion, and I think are even updatable with some of the data systems. They would seem to be…

Men are stupid?

Stuff we’ve seen previously didn’t do well, but neither did the products sold here until regulations changed.  I don’t think we should even let them dump their state-run car industry crap on our market.  China’s bargains have horrible long-term costs.

So Jalopnik has an article... It’s about a Hyundai/Kia product... it contains no information... but they are hyping it up anyway because of the “cool headlight to fender styling.” K. I think it looks like a kid who watches robot cartoons restyled a gladiator... maybe that’s a good thing???? Does it deserve an article…

Did anything happen in the car world that could be font page news that wasn’t to do with Tesla? Is there a new sports car?  Maybe an SUV that isn’t from Kia or Hyundai? Could we have a comparison test of hybrid sedans? Maybe a road trip in a station wagon?  literally ANYTHING?

Wow, we have some unexamined daddy issues don’t we.  But I’m not here to kink-shame, just hopefully to speed up Jalopnik going offline like all the websites in this group are slowly doing.  Jalopnik was awesome 10 years ago.  Now, whatever articles aren’t written by AI are either completely non-journalistic articles…

This is ad hominem - a new low in the daily Tesla-Trash that is half the content of this site.

A sincere take here: This car is very appealing but why even bother in the US market?  A battery that feeble is for a plug-in hybrid not an EV.  This car is DOA.  When people find out it’s range isn’t even big enough to take a weekend trip, they will immediately move on. Pity, because the styling is 10/10 (though I…

Subaru Legacy Upmarket Coupe... What is antonyms for $500 Alex?

You’re going to have to explain your logic there.  I assume you were going for funny, just don’t get it.  I’m talking about the mess this would make of the aero.