Ummm, Jonah Hill is jewish... :-) That would get more awkward than this relationship!

I don’t know what his individual demands are, and don’t care. You go out with someone you think looks nice / interests you.  You get to know them. If you can handle their drawbacks, great.  If you can’t, move on.  I think the guy is weird and has a lot of problems - but whenever someone dates a person who’s got a ton…

I think Hill seems to struggle with mental health in an ongoing manner and don’t doubt that he’s a difficult person to be with in a relationship. If her admissions about her own struggles are sincere, and I’ve no reason to doubt her, this feels like an example of two people who are attracted to each other being…

He’s not wrong though. Name one good thing about Ford dealerships, from forcing accessories, markups, lousy service, etc. What’s better about it. Also... consider toning down the penis imagery.

One thing as a polite reminder to consumers: a cheap car that’s cheap to run is no longer a bargain when it’s no longer cheap... The prices people seem willing to pay for what is admittedly a great concept, but is a complete parts-bin raid, baffle me.  It’s also weird that its taking so long for something similar to…

Honestly, I  know a lot of people hope online and say things that they’re going to do - but I cancelled Netflix last week and I’m not particularly interested in season 3 because it will just get me invested in a story they are ruining.  Netflix should offer Cavil Exec Producer credit and bring in a new director…

Argument won

I think I’d much rather have a Carrera S convertible or a Corvette ZR1 or  a Toyota Supra AND a loaded F150, or a Model S Plaid AND a Model Y long range. But hey, he knows what he has... 

I think model y sales went up by more than there entire sales volume.  

I thought it a shame they didn’t call it the Nissan Cube Outback... that’s what it conceptually is.

I can’t believe they are moving on from Cavil.  He should have been the best Superman ever and the movies just weren’t well done. Without him at as the Witcher... yeeesh.  I just don’t know.  But Gunn doesn’t seem to make bad suuperhero movies.  Let’s hope.

If there was a global shortage of piano black plastic over the last couple years, it’s because Kia bought it all. I think this car is a solid, slightly funky design and the interior is nicely laid out - but good grief the only thing not slathered in piano black is the headliner! I’d say get the Chevy and the tax write…

Gosh, I wonder how many percent of the royalties he got and what kind of impacts helping make Tim Allen, post coke sales, so rich, had on his childhood. But yeah, let’s wax poetic about how we can’t imagine what damage was done in our name and what mistakes the person that developed in that context has made. I find…

Folks, marry someone who is as horny for you as Jalopnik is for Telsa.  

AWW CiLLy is Twiggerd ... Sawwy I maDe YoU mad SiR, Sawwy Muh Engrish iznt gud enuf fo yous. And yeah, the tires look small. Lift it another two inches and put at least 35 inch tires on it or admit this is for rich people posing in the winter while their Harley is in storage. Better yet, go on a hike and keep your…

Surprise, Jalopnik has negative comments about Tesla.  I should just cut and paste this comment for every article.

All of these off road versions, because they refuse to change any of the tuning or suspension to handle larger diameter tires, look like they skipped leg day to me.  I think it looks fantastic but overall, for most people this is a dumb purchase and not sure I’d want to buy one that’s 10 years old with to mod with…

Absolutely no one needs this truck.  It’s a corvette for people who like dirt.  If that’s your thing, and you have time for that sort of nonsense (I mean, joy)... yay?  I’m sure it’s well engineered, even though it’s an objectively worse truck than a regular Ranger at doing truck stuff.  But we are in a weird era of…

You’re EXACTLY like him. The first line you quoted is SARCASM.

It’s tough being an aging white guy these days... but seriously folks there are plenty of terrible enough people of all colors to prove that it absolutely isn’t skin-color that determines if someone is awful. Additionally, no one who’s this angry is reacting to another driver. We don’t know if this man’s wife just…