As food for thought, here is the 7 series - a competitor - and how similar it looks.  All they did to it was make it fussier.  The S has seen hundreds of improvements in that time.  If they change it, there should be an improvement.  So unless it’s more aerodynamic, has more space, or becomes lighter, it doesn’t NEED…

Don’t do drugs kids.  It leads to articles like this.

I was a student in Germany in 1995 and a very disapproving German girlfriend took me to the IAA. I have 2 distinct memories: the first was the then-new Porsche glass-roof Targa that was mounted on a wall with the glass roof perpetually opening and closing. The other, was a small building, round, with a circular…

My complaints about the show were singular. Don’t. Show. The. Chief. I don’t want to know what color he is, I don’t want to know how old he is, I don’t want to know if he has a hipster beard or a 90s goatee or if the helmet has a Norelco built in. And to have it be such a boring looking dude also seems odd.  I think…

I’m a white guy, so I have no concept of what all black folk go through for their hair.  But I have 2 kids, and if anyone was picking on their hair I’d be like... I’m not even going to say it.  PEOPLE.  THIS IS A CHILD. STFU. She’s rich, she’s poor, she’s earthy, she’s a princess, WHO CARES? Any sick person who takes…

When I think of the Chiron of all things, what comes to mind for me is Ugg boots with sequence on them. Because man invents something, spends a ton of energy making it more and more extreme as a shadow of the original idea, and then... POOF! We move on.

I was under the impression that it would be like 6 packs for 24 dollars apiece from the trailer.  Did I miss something?

Crunch?  Zelda came out with the system and has 10 year old graphics and no voice acting.  And we still have no release date on a follow up even though we are getting PORTED TRACKS FOR $6/ PER on a game that’s a rerelease to begin with?  Crunch????? 

Lol, Nintendo is a cover band that replays its own old stuff but doesn’t make new ones. Remember when everyone had a fit because the world in the caveman version of Far Cry (Primal I think) was superficially similar to the map of a previous game? Ubisoft is soooo bad! But Nintendo has been re-releasing old crap from…

Follow the money: Who’s the senator where that company is located and what other deal was this process connected to? TBH they should just keep the current fleet for a couple more years and then go entirely electric instead.  The fleet will pay for itself in the money savings.

I don’t think Tesla is above reproach, but I sometimes wonder if Musk stole someone’s gf or parking space or whatever on this website. I would legit not be surprised to see a picture of Elon Musk smiling with the headline “Elon Musk farts in crowd and thinks he’s funny” You guys are so boned up to bitch about Tesla.…

I think this looks much better - not sure if the fender flairs and the stance are part of it but I prefer the redesign.  I think the front of the Z is a dealbreaker.

I feel almost as though the “minivan thing” is about to match the “manual transmission thing.” The answer to every musing here is OBVIOUS. The first reason sales are up, is that a Telluride is impossible to find at retail price and used ones are even worse. The Carnival is more likely to be around and is, broadly,…

Time will tell when the first wrongful death/ property loss / kidnapping / sexual assault lawsuit is filed against Apple. Supposedly a phone will alert you if one is in your immediate area for an extended period of time but that makes me feel about as safe as a beeper that alerts me to a shark in the waters near where…

The PC version of the game is wonderful.  I played it on a laptop with a 2080 and a desktop with a 3080 so I got to see the game at its most attractive. The gameplay was good, the graphics interesting, and the characters compelling. The console versions were hot garbage and they should have sat on the game for a year…

Full disclosure: I have a Model 3 Performance as a 2nd car for day trips with my kids. It’s like a high tech muscle car with a giant sunroof and virtually no running costs.

is this now automotive everyone-gets-a-participation-trophy?

I think they are mad because the Integra had its own niche, and was not just a lightly warmed-over SI civic. It was buzzy, lightweight, quick handling and fast-ish.  So it had a niche.  This is a verrrrrrry mainstream car with a name that used to stand for silly but fun

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Gucci is a euphemism for shallow asshole.