Finn isn’t even original cast. He replaced Monique Jefferies in season 2.

Dan Katz, who once told a Barstool intern that two other Barstool employees were in a “race to see who could fuck her first,”asked Smith if his “dick was out” in the video.

“That legitimately was, like, a violation,” Smith said, adding if this had happened to a woman it would have been “World War fucking a million.”

Stoolies everywhere: “We’re not the assholes you think we are!”

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with your dick on the internet.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

Ahem.....

Congrats to Indy, but I’m not sure how well his experience in training fancy dogs will play with a larger animal.

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

You Minnesotans and your damn passive aggressiveness. Just tell us how you really feel.

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”

Pictured: a typical Philadelphian tonight.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Be fair. The grease is still doing a better job covering their man than anyone on the Pats secondary tonight

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

Timberlake wasn’t making any actual noise, why should the crowd.

The stunned silence in the crowd is from everyone finding out that the new Cloverfield is about to drop.