Papa Hitlers Pizza is terrible anyway. I mean, who puts sauerkraut on a pizza?

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

This story has really humped the shark.

Ahem.....

Or perhaps the Confederate model.

Yeah, that is some impressive shit. Still just a regular day for Jim Tomsula, though.

Since 45 minutes have passed and you assholes are all obsessed with pickles ... fuck Penn State.

Related to the overhead bin anxiety: Anyone who puts their luggage in the overhead bin sideways deserves to be flung out of the plane at 30,000 feet and crash into the cars below like Con Air.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Pickle sidenote: if you’re choosing Vlasic over Claussen, you’ve got it all wrong.

If you don’t like pickles, then guess what, fucko; I’m taking it off your plate every time and I get the pickles.

College coaches should coach for free. It is an opportunity to build your brand, and then you can cash in as an NBA coach.

Having other paths to the NBA doesn’t excuse the NCAA for being shitty.

Go fuck yourself.

Are we sure he’s a good coach? His best year was an 8-8 Raiders team that was pretty stacked, talent-wise.

Anybody else read the headline and think the Browns were starting a QB whose last name was “Roulette?”

“we appreciate the efforts of Big Cat”

Look at you, bragging about not losing your phone in a blackout.

Judging by his hyper (fragile) masculine persona, it’s hard to believe that’s physically achievable.