Luther Strange has a great comic book villain name. I hope he doesn’t unleash his death ray on us in retaliation.

This is perfectly in line with his prevailing M.O. of denying direct quotes that everyone heard him say, and which is fully documented— in ways that everyone but him can see. He doesn’t seem to have developed object permanence.

All of these people are legit pieces of shit. Vote Doug Jones in December!!!!!!!!

They would, with a straight face and absolutely no sense of irony, tell you that you’re being incredibly petty about something so small and stupid as a few tweets.

Wasn’t there a big stink not too long ago about how Trump deleting his email violated the Presidential Records Act?

Megyn is horrible at this but it makes me happy to see her get a death stare from Jane Fonda. Megyn should have stuck to scaring old white people with stories about blacks on food stamps and the New Black Panther Party.

“I think feminist is an insult but I still want credit for being woke.”

“I’m sitting here with Jeffrey Dahmer, who, you might remember, murdered and ate numerous people. Now, Jeff, do you ever have days where you just want to put on some fuzzy slippers, eat a pint of Früsen Gladgė, and watch old reruns of Let’s Make A Deal? Because when I get the Blahs, that’s what I do. What do you do to…

Spoiler alert: Megyn Kelly’s show sucks.

I think that the real lesson here is that old white men should probably not say things in public.

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

Tim Allen had six seasons of his dumb fucking show (that I actually had no idea that it existed) and 130 episodes. He’s got enough that it can go into syndication and he can get sweet moolah for doing nothing. How much more does this snowflake cuck want. Sorry Tim, it’s not that you’re conservative; it’s that YOU’RE…

I will never cease to be amazed by the way conservative figures, in politics, entertainment or otherwise, can play the “I’m just too dangerous and edgy for people to accept” when republicans hold both houses of Congress and there’s a nominally republican president in the White House.

Has the day finally arrived when the common person doesn’t recognize a Spaceballs reference? A part of me has died :,(

Isn’t that illegal now that he’s (you know the word, I just can’t use it in reference to him)? Something about erasing Presidential Records?

This is such a major departure from his long history of paying attention to people who are experts in their field!

You’re asking the wrong people about this. Trump’s generals are in Russia.

Well....maybe he didn’t truthfully consult his generals while making a typical Dotard bigoted decision. But the Colonel was present at least!