This video IS iconic. Do they interview David Fincher about it, and if not, WHY THE HELL NOT? His 90s music video work is amazing.

I feel like GM doesn’t really get the credit for being a talented musician, in addition to being a pop star. I would go so far as to put Prince and George Michael on the same, very, very, very high shelf of talent.

I’m excited about this. Listen Without Prejudice Vol I is one of my all-time favorite albums. I listened to it on cassette non-stop my sophomore and junior years of high school.

“The feature also includes the original five supermodels from his “Freedom! ’90” video — Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, Cindy Crawford, Tatjana Patitz, and Linda Evangelista “

i was wondering what he supposedly did. i’m not a sportsy person (and i don’t watch GMA) but i love his gap teeth and i saw him on something that i don’t remember and he was utterly charming and i would be disappoint if he was a terrible person.

Because lots of guys are idiots? I would rather listen to Beth Mowins than just about any of the guy announcers. Mary Carillo comes to mind as someone in sports broadcasting who I would always prefer over most male announcers.

WHY DO GUYS STICK THEIR DICKS IN THINGS THAT AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE STUCK.

The very first vacuum cleaners had the propeller just 2 inches down the hose to make repairs easier. They quickly changed that.

Look, once we can fuck our phones, nobody’s ever leaving their houses again.

“If you need the Jaws of Life to save your dick, you’ve taken a wrong turn”

*looks at inner circle* *looks at peen* hahahahahaha how could you get stuck in that.... that would fall right off me

The Worms FD responded to the call. So many jokes, so little time.

you’re not my mom

Who is dumb enough to star this troll, especially such a vapid sexist comment?

The goofy thing is that Jessica Mendoza is really really good at commentary. She has incisive talking points that tend to go deep into baseball’s various esoteric corners. Contrast that with someone like the gladly-gone Phil Simms, who didn’t know his asshole from his elbow (different sport, I know, but bear with me).

Charlie Sheen has physically threatened girlfriends with a knife, so you can put him in the category of “domestic abuser”

Big Little Lies does not need a direct sequel. Instead of making one, why not adapt another Moriarty novel with (most of) the same cast in new roles?

I’m feeling great (remission of my autoimmune disease) after 13 years of nothing helping my debilitating pain. Holy shit I forgot what it’s like. I don’t think anyone who hasn’t experienced it can really understand how it takes over your life 100%. I’m going to experience it again because remissions don’t really…

I’m going on 5 yrs now of chronic pain and fatigue. I sympathize with anyone going through anything similar. It’s REAL and it sucks and nobody has answers.