Tense is critical here. I can believe that it <is> not scary today. But it sure as shit <was> scary as a kid in 1990.
As a Stephen King fan, the only question I ever want to ask the man is ‘Why did you decide that the way to defeat evil was a child gang bang? Why?’
You shut up you shut up you shut up! That damn clown was scary!!!
So in other words, (sh)It?
Shout out to all the publicists who send us pitches CLEARLY meant for Jezebel Atlanta!
I used to date a guy who would go on about what a great mother I’d be to his kids, and I always responded that I’m sure he’d be an entertaining clown for the 2-4 hours a month he’d pay attention to those kids.
I wouldn’t want to have kids with someone who surprises me by being a good father. I’d want to assume ahead of time that they’d be a good father. Having a kid and then going “oh wow you’re actually good at this?” Is weird to me. Although I don’t have millions of dollars to support childcare care if the dad slacked off.
On one hand I see what you are saying. On the other, she’s trading on her Father’s name to go to a party while her father put the fate of 850k young people into question.
Yeah, let’s be honest, she’s at minimum Third Daughter.
I read your comment as Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovitz. Yikes!
Yes! I don’t know why I care about Jamie and Katie so much. But I do. fuck Tom Cruise.
Found the asshole who plays politics with his manager, thinking he’s being sly, then wonders why no one says goodbye when he’s inevitably fired.
She’s back in LA. Oh, you mean mustache.
I haven’t seen an owner act this entitled toward a player since Marge Schott.
God forbid she ever need a catheter.
I wonder if she has a structured settlement and needs cash now
I’m calling it now: that kid will rebel against his or her parents by growing up to become an accountant.
I always hated when my ex used to say “we are having a baby” to anyone who was pointing my belly whenever I was pregnant.
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