Mueller is gross and I hope the jury sees this for what it is - a cash grab.

Ma Swift is testifying because she’s one of the people that Mueller is suing.

I remain flabbergasted that even after 45 has repeatedly shown staggering incompetence and the inability to finish a thought, there’s still people out there insisting he’s doing a good job and that he’s intelligent.

So apparently 45's strategy is to blame Obama anytime something goes wrong even though it was clearly 45's fault, and take credit on the rare occasion something goes right even when it’s due to Obama’s successful policies. Cool.

Over the last year or so it’s never too early for me to get a drink.

Dafuq?

I’m a sports nerd and I have no idea who any of these alleged players, aside from Julius Peppers.

I wouldn’t be able to run fast enough if I saw a rat, let alone one that jumped into a stroller.

That sketch looks like Lurch fucked E.T. and then had a baby 9 months later.

Tom Brady is a fancy dog!

My heart says yes, my brain says we’re not that lucky.

Season 1 was enjoyable but season 2 was a mess and I bailed halfway through the season. And I know I’m not alone, hence the show being canceled. 

If I had photoshop I’d add Swifty to this gif.

I’m not sure, but Calvin Harris picked his stage name because he wanted it to sound ethnically ambiguous.