Over the last year or so it’s never too early for me to get a drink.

Dafuq?

I’m a sports nerd and I have no idea who any of these alleged players, aside from Julius Peppers.

I wouldn’t be able to run fast enough if I saw a rat, let alone one that jumped into a stroller.

That sketch looks like Lurch fucked E.T. and then had a baby 9 months later.

Tom Brady is a fancy dog!

My heart says yes, my brain says we’re not that lucky.

Season 1 was enjoyable but season 2 was a mess and I bailed halfway through the season. And I know I’m not alone, hence the show being canceled. 

If I had photoshop I’d add Swifty to this gif.

I’m not sure, but Calvin Harris picked his stage name because he wanted it to sound ethnically ambiguous.

Billie was one of the few redeeming things about Scream Queens, and for the longest time I had no idea she was Carrie’s daughter. It wasn’t until I saw something regarding Billie’s cameo in The Force Awakens that I found out.

No matter what shit he pulls there are idiots out there caping for him and I just don’t fucking get it. 45 wasn’t lying when he said he could kill someone and he’d still have those same supporters out there.

I find her endlessly irritating, so her music is an automatic skip from me when I listen to the radio. So I too would be able to sit on the jury.