See, my hair didn’t curl until I hit puberty. In fact, when I was in 4th grade in 1987 I used to beg my mom for a perm but she refused to let me get one.

So basically:

I love you, but you’re so wrong.

Hey folks, are you tired of winning yet?

I fucking love The Graham Norton show, and it’s a shame that James Corden’s inferior version of Norton’s show is more well-known in the states.

I fucking love The Graham Norton show, and it’s a shame that James Corden’s inferior version of Norton’s show is more well-known in the states. 

Have some gifs of the Superior Chris Evans:

Have some gifs of the Superior Chris Evans:

My bad, he’s filed six times.

I love this gif because he can’t open the door at the end!

And if he and Chris Evans are rocking beards in Infinity Wars, well...

I mean, dude declared bankruptcy 4 times and completely fucked over Atlantic City. Plus all his side businesses (e.g. T**** Steaks , T**** Airlines) that were utter flops and you have someone who is well-acquainted with being a loser.

That’s... not much better.

And guess what you assholes, we ALL want these 4 years to be over.

I have some new ones from the D23expo over the weekend, and damn does he look good with the beard:

Her hed iz pastede on yay?

Is there anything this administration can’t do with the utmost incompetence?

It’s because he’s fucking

Me, I’m more of a vodka gal.

Perfect excuse to break out my favorite McConnell gif: