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I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

I like it. I especially like that he’s not gonna turn around to see if the shot is going in, he just gonna wait for it. And then it comes. Incredible!!

Do yourself a favor and just what the free throw shooter in the second video.

He gets a lifetime pass from me for going after Ergodan.

Crazy Taxi

Should be good to go, right?

Counters by humorless commenters are also Deadspin standard. We’ll hit the trifecta if we can work in a ‘Haisley sucks’ take.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

Zipline Guy, I served with Grape Lady. I knew Grape Lady. Grape Lady was a friend of mine. Zipline Guy, you’re no Grape Lady.

Best of luck to Marchman as he rides his penny-farthing off into the sunset.

I need white liberals to stop trying to “fix” everyone else’s communities once and for all and go work on their own, because clearly the call is coming from inside the house.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Let this be another vote to bring back the sign roundup

WHERE ARE ALL THE REST OF THE SIGNS PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GO TO BARSTOOL FOR A SIGN ROUNDUP

Here you go, for posterity:

Dude can’t win. He gets called a homer for not criticizing and when he does he hears this garbage.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

I hope it hits the US. Its the only way americans will understand the imminent danger we are with climate change.