Adding "your mom" to those is funny.

It’s pretty well known that the guns in Chicago come in from Wisconsin and Indiana who have much looser gun laws.

“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

Is Canuck a pejorative?

Is it because you say “wahoo” a lot

“Samer 2: More of the Samer”

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

What a wonderful story, it brings to light so many of the reasons the game resonates within people as they age. It provides a perspective thru sublties that few events catalog in the mind over a long period of time.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

This guy is a living, breathing American tragedy and I just hope he finds peace in some form before he hurts himself or anyone else.

So many good ones out there:

The Eagles are undeniably the best football team in the world and have been more or less uninterrupted for the last five months.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Yvan Eht Nioj

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

He gets a lifetime pass from me for going after Ergodan.