Crazy Taxi

Should be good to go, right?

Counters by humorless commenters are also Deadspin standard. We’ll hit the trifecta if we can work in a ‘Haisley sucks’ take.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

Zipline Guy, I served with Grape Lady. I knew Grape Lady. Grape Lady was a friend of mine. Zipline Guy, you’re no Grape Lady.

Best of luck to Marchman as he rides his penny-farthing off into the sunset.

I need white liberals to stop trying to “fix” everyone else’s communities once and for all and go work on their own, because clearly the call is coming from inside the house.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Let this be another vote to bring back the sign roundup

WHERE ARE ALL THE REST OF THE SIGNS PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GO TO BARSTOOL FOR A SIGN ROUNDUP

Here you go, for posterity:

Dude can’t win. He gets called a homer for not criticizing and when he does he hears this garbage.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

The Cavs falling on their face on this is comic. Sans the public backlash this was probably going to sail through the city and county processes. Glad they got it stopped.

Are you....trying to remember some guys??

Shockey is what I imagine a love child between Gronk and Kid Rock would be

Very happy to report this checks out.

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

The alliterative beauty of “Dixon sucks donkey dicks” is undeniable.