Please tell me that Jon sent in a young picture of Drew. Because that really, really looks like Drew. And it might just top the Drew dancing in the bad polo shot.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

The the fuck out of here with this shit

Real good look for the mom too. Ducking behind her child when the shit begins to fly. Kid crying seals the deal. Weak family, bad genes. They’ll be dead in the first big winter

You know what I also do sometimes? If there’s a salad on the table, sometimes I just dump some salad right onto the pizza and fold it up and eat it like a freak. Salad pizza is always better than it sounds.

trumbone*

*sad trumbone music*

That was a very good post on a very mundane subject. You are an excellent writer.

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

...said nobody, ever.

The best HBO theme song is so obviously “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. It’s not even remotely a contest. Perfectly fitting.

Best sports hair past and present:

Some people are just lucky, I guess.

I usually tip on take out and I don’t make much money and live in a city with one of the highest costs of living in the US. For me, and this is just for me, I just feel that if I can afford to go somewhere for food or drinks or whatever, I can afford to also tip. Again, that’s just me. Mostly because I’m just a…

There are no nearby garage spots, genius. And moving isn’t an option right now for a million reasons. As for the inconvenience ... just let me rant. Jesus fuck.

It sounds like the Let’s Remember Some Guys Invitational.

FIFA has Bowser. PES has “Green Lizard King FC”.