I’ve never seen a more putrid, pus-filled abyss of stupidity than the “Real Housewives” franchise.

Well, no. They don’t do the same thing and they aren’t the same thing.

Oh, Meldonium isn’t a steroid. I thought there was someone else I hadn’t heard about.

Hooray for steroids!

How many times has Tom Ley or Billy Haisley uttered that phrase to a 12 year old boy before doing unspeakable things?

Maybe you can cook up a think piece on being a male feminist or post a picture of you with a sign that says “A woman’s place is in the white house”

LOLOLOLOL. She couldn’t beat a competent male touring pro. Good feminist though!!

Scrap that. She’s the greatest person ever at anything. If you disagree you’re a racist, oppressor.

Good male feminist

So do all men named Jerry Jones turn blind eyes to bad behavior when it comes to (trying to win at) football.

“while we were all in the air conditioning.”

“sock puppeting” is that what they call what Tom does to Patrick? I thought it was called fisting but please explain how your narrative isn’t hypocritical.

If your name is Jerry Jones are you by default a southern alcoholic?

Hmmmm so this is Gawker media writing an article where the premise is they’re upset that two young black men aren’t getting their lives ruined by the system, and a white prosecutor who isn’t out for blood. Doesn’t this also go against your narrative that only white preppy jocks get off easy?

White DA doesn’t penalize black athletes=criticism from Deadspin

Lesson of the day: never trust Jerry Jones to make rational decisions when football is involved.

White privilege

So wait, is the hush money why he was never charged with child pornography then? How did police just find this evidence for the trial and do nothing with it?

Sweet fuck. Michael Jackson was truly a sick shit of a person.