I must reluctantly report that The Gay Agenda was nowhere to be found. 

Even if his son wasn’t the comic book fan, it’s entirely appropriate given the character’s pathos is directly tied to gun violence (pardon the pun).

LMAO!

As one of his constituents, this is EXACTLY why I voted for him, so go stuff your backwards opinion in a toilet where it belongs, and concentrate on your own backyard.

It takes a village of idiots to build a pathetically symbolic 1/2 mile of wall for a 1954 mile long border in rough terrain without a building permit.

Gee, I wonder if the NRA could pitch in and help these fuckwits...

I know I've said this a million times but you can't just donate money to the federal government with the expectation they do what you want with it. 

It’s Tom Sullivan he wears it because his son was a massive fan.

J. Edgar Hoover: Well of course there is no Mafia but look there’s the Black Panthers over there.

I hope people who know how are filing FOA requests for the Race Paper. Since they’ve admitted it was all 100% bullshit they can’t rightly claim it contains classified info, and I’d love to see what nonsense the Fed is talking about black people in 2017. 

Somehow, all of this is perfectly legal.

It’s almost like the laws allowing it were designed to create that outcome!

Skipped a couple steps, Clem Fandango. First raise money from outside investors; then buy a depreciated company; then book the purchase cost as debt; then load a bunch of other debt onto its books, possibly from other failing ventures of your private equity biz; then pay yourself and your buddies huge,…

The worst part is that the venture capital firm #1 probably is fine and got its money out in the debt equity swaps. It’s amazing a company can buy a business, make the payment for the business the debt of the company it bought, and then take all money out of the business until it collapses, legally. It boggles my mind.

They have my thoughts and prayers.

It really is an amazingly stupid business strategy. It’s almost like these dumbasses worship a failed businessman who has fucked up literally everything he’s ever touched.

Also,

So these geniuses work really hard and spend tons of money to make sure Republicans win, which then makes them go bankrupt because they end up having no product to sell because no one is buying.

With my luck they would decide to join forces and chase me. That said, every wasp and scorpion that has stung me has subsequently been obliterated in an adrenaline fueled rage.

Not always Citron, not always. Both could have stingers tipped in poison, or a giant flood could wash them away.