She’s certainly my pick for President at the moment.

“Promoting the dignity of human life from conception to natural death...”

My escape plan is less complicated because my neighbors have already seen me naked. Probably more times than they would have liked.

“You take an aspirin... and they hold it. They hold it between their knees because there’s no drugs. None. There’s a disease. Maybe you’ve heard of it. I think it’s called syphilis.  Very nasty.  And then there’s abortion.  But there’s no drugs!  So, you take an aspirin. ”

I’m guessing she’s “based” out of the underside of a particularly ugly bridge. She’s really missed her calling as an actress who only plays a witch in Macbeth.

“Mr. President, it’s been said you might shag a sheep while you’re here.”

and a photo showed Franken grabbing a fellow USO performer’s breasts.

Sounds like the days of Barr not taking them seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Unless it’s Infrastructure Week.

Shocking footage reveals Holly and The Sheik at... a Trump rally?!? 

There aren’t enough drugs in the world...

He’s been shopping at Thornton Melon for years. Too late to change now.

I like this, but I’m not sure of its accuracy. I think he’s twice as greedy as he is stupid. And, while he’s still very sexist and racist, after greed and stupidity, there’s only so much of his personality left to be filled in.

Unfortunately, lots of states have “Right To Shoot People Who Look At You Wrong” laws.  We’re not civilized enough for this form of protest.

Not at all :)

“He who would make a pun would pick a pocket.”

“‘Oh my goodness, we all know the president only knows a hawk from a handsaw when the wind is southerly. Maybe we can get some wind machines or at least some fans in here for him. Can somebody look into it?’ That’s not an unreasonable thing to ask,” Mulvaney said.

“Chuckles” would seem to be arguing that Khan isn’t “British” because of his ethnicity and religion. Personally, I doubt he even believes that and simply likes getting attention for letting people on the internet metaphorically kick him in the balls.

Outdated & Dangerous: Why American Christianity Vanished Up Trump’s Ass

I’ll have what he’s having.