How many judgements and payouts does it take before someone is recognized as a menace to society?

He would have taken the job despite, supposedly, taking a hit to his bottom line. Instead, it’s sour grapes that he couldn’t get in on the grift.

When you, as an individual, take it upon yourself to ignore the will of your society, in favor of your own personal gain, there is certainly validity in the assessment that your judgment does not comport with someone advancing society. As such, if your judgment cannot be trusted, why should you be allowed to vote…

Save us, Millennials! Us X’ers are too attached to our olds to put them down.

Caged Bird by Mya Angelou

Can you show us on the doll where George Lucas touched your childhood?

Make turtle jokes if you must, but McConnell is pretty fucking spry for someone who fought in the Civil War.  Until Congress is separated from their platinum-for-life healthcare plans, these parasites will outlive us all.

“Results, not resistance.”

Mobsters don’t take notes.

Ukraine is still a thing? I thought Trump ceded them to Russia in exchange for some magic beans and a goose he loved the idea of, but he ate on the plane ride home.

I imagine this song will hold up at least as well as music inspired by The Running Man. (Yeah, it was on yesterday. What of it?)

Are you not having a good hair day?

It’s worth “billions” depending on if he needs a loan or is paying taxes.

As millions of American Christians are in church this morning, their anointed leader is tweeting propaganda from a smallish omelette bar.

It’s time to think about the real victims— white retirees and “disabled” folk who don’t have proper hobbies. Without talk radio and Fox News, these unfortunate souls would be fly-fishing, hanging out at shitty casinos, or making model trains, which, sure, sounds awful, but they wouldn’t be pointing guns at people.…

Clearly, Trump is slightly ahead of the curve in his use of the “French tuck,” also known as the “Got Caught Fucking tuck” or the “Sloppy-Ass tuck.”

Huh?

This game is called “How Many Things In This Ad Would Never Happen?”

Look, it’s the two assholes that shut down the US government!