It really is convenient how all those fish are in the same small barrel.

And that’s the picture she posts of herself.  I imagine a random snapshot would reveal her to be some kind of school glue-based lint golem.

Dead kids and olds that still haven’t been found and you got jokes. Stay classy, cheesedick.

Yes. The very word “reparations” shouldn’t even be used when talking about the obvious need to invest in particular communities, as it drives about thirty percent of the country into a white-hot rage and is not a priority for another thirty percent.  And Bernie knows that. Why he’s being slammed for it is beyond me.

Where you at, Lemmy?

This bitch just admitted that what might have been the only positive thing his administration would have been know for— and it was a dumb play to start with— took a back seat to him being pissed off about his ex-lawyer saying a bunch of shit everyone already knew.

I first saw him with “Nothin’ Like A Wall,” which, in Trump time, feels like a lot longer than a month or so ago. I’m happily caught up now, though.

I’ve heard of “wrapping oneself in the flag” or being a “flag-humper,” but those are metaphorical expressions. This garbage person made a negative thing that wasn’t real into a real thing and was applauded for it. These people used to genuflect to Reagan, but, it turns out, he wasn’t tacky enough for them. When…

“Nosedive” was first and better, so good on ya.

At this point, I would like for Bernie to be the Benjamin Franklin to a very changed Democratic Party.  A sage is always necessary.

I’m not looking forward to renewing my passport because I’m cheap as hell, but, c’mon dude. Passport. Gotta have one. You might win a trip. You might need a singular, no-backup-required piece of id. And you just feel cooler. When your passport’s good, you can split for anywhere tomorrow.

That Oakland piece made a strong case.

“Perhaps you’re unfamiliar with our justice system? Allow me to introduce you to the Judge. Hope you brought some fish.”

If at this point he hasn’t figured out that he is poking an actual bear (the justice system, not the judge in particular), he needs to be in custody for his own (legal) good.

Twenty years ago, I saw most anything that played at the theater. If I go to a movie these days, it’s to take my son and it involves superheroes or Chewbacca, which is awesome. If Netflix is good enough for the Coen brothers, it’s good enough for me.

Exactly.  If I tell you that I always lie, am I lying?

He’s got name recognition and he’s “likeable.” I hope he doesn’t run because he might win. He’d be president now if he’d wanted it, which would have been swell two years ago, but ain’t what we need in 2020 by a damn sight. Go home, Joe. Everyone still loves you.

We’re all genius prizefighters in our own studio and three drinks in.