This one always cheers me up. You are “a good egg.”

Dammit.  Fixed.  Thanks.

“poca warren”

I never thought... leopards... faces... eating...

Sounds like almost anyone in NC politics knew what was happening.  Again.

Don’t worry.  Betsy Homeschool is still alive and awful.

“the safety of my family”

I’m glad they’re finally making a Luck movie to wrap things up.

My penis just remembered the nineties.  Nothing good will come of this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisztomania

I know newspaper articles are written at a fourth-grade level so that most people can understand them, but I don’t think the writer is supposed to arrest his own education after the fourth grade.

The “Bernie or Bust” thing does feel a little disingenuous at this point...

I can never figure out if there aren’t two of them. Sometimes he says something that sounds right. There are trolls who closely copy commenter names. Plus, I’m really lazy.

Exactly. His bloated almost-corpse is the perfect image of our new gilded age to spur the Green New Deal

The Trump Cultists are all about morality and illegal immigration but never talk about the first lady getting photographed with her titty being sucked on by another foreign hooker back in the day.

I think you’re thinking about this guy. I know Trump was a while back.

Does he have access to a cellphone yet?

The question every serious reporter should ask, the question his frat buddies ask, one by one, when they bump into him, is, “Brah, what was that stuff on your fuckin’ dome?”

All’s well that ends.

Weird how fatfuck spendthrifts are always wanting to tighten everyone else’s belts.