As Michael Scott said, “Mo money, mo problems.”

The sign reads “You must be less than this tall to come inside my tipi!” and has a mark that barely allowed Jeff inside. He was quite surprised to find his old friend Roy Moore had been camping there for weeks. “Boy,” Jeff thought to himself, “I sure am glad I’m not in law enforcement anymore.”

Even in a drained swamp, a dingleberry will always stay afloat.

Maybe he’s really excited about that new buttplug he ordered on Amazon.

She looks the most sober in that one.

I recently realized I have started automatically assuming that anyone on Twitter supporting Swirly McShitstain is a Russian bot. I’ve “othered” the MAGAs, and I’m not sure I’m comfortable with it.

These morons are literally terrified of AOC and the GND. I expect Lindsey Graham to start handing out silver bullets and Truvada to fellow Republicans some time next week.

Can you show us on the doll where Antifa touched you?

“Rusted steel?” For someone who “loves construction” he doesn’t seem to know the first thing about the materials used.

How’s the weather over there?

If the US wasn’t tirelessly backing Israel it’s possible “those crazies” wouldn’t give a shit about the US.  Chicken meet Egg.

Well said.

Thanks, Gwen! As a fellow Whigs fan, you might like this one if you haven’t heard it already. Or if you have, hopefully.

Chocolate is a dish best served at half-price.

Cut her some slack, she obviously transitioning. Into what I have no idea.

Happy to hear about this! I proposed to myself yesterday and said, “Yes, please.”

Being funded by Russia or China is bad. Being funded by Israel is good. What were the chances a Muslim wouldn’t know that?  Did she skip her Congressional Indoctrination Trip to the Holy Land?

I’m laughing my ass off about this. All the shitbird asshats that vote republican because they think they’ll save $200 on their taxes and think that $200 is worth the damage to this country and its citizens that republicans do aren’t even going to get their $200. Burn in hell, fuckwits.

Rest in peace, Traveler 3974.