It’s not “afraid” so much as “collectively embarrassed” by our sloppy trainwreck president.

“Sorry, guys and... lady? The call was for sexy vikings.  I hear Rob Zombie is filming something across town.”

And, now, we wait for the tweet from Agent Orange.

https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-sedentary-lifestyle-puts-millions-of-americ-1832392216

I regret using “than” instead of “then.”

Isn’t it bizarre how that thought rattled around in his brain until he had to tweet it?

Actually, it’s good. It means that, like the Republicans, many of them are entrenched, corrupt dinosaurs who need to retire for the sake of everyone who isn’t hoping Jesus calls them home in the next decade.

Can’t wait until “Starving For Jesus” hits the bible belt. The evangelicals here eat half their weight most Sundays.

The President is now Healthier than even our GREAT Nation and EVERYONE is afraid of him especially Nancy Pelosi, the Lovely Lisa Page, China, and, what’s her name? RC Cola?  Also China.  He is now 6'4" and Full Of MUSCLE! He will probably live to be three hundred which is even better than last time. NO COLLUSION!

What are the chances he’s now 6'6"?

You should look into their war on the NRA.

It’s a good question. I know they must live and breathe it at the office, but when the greasepaint comes off, and they get coke blown up their assholes while smoking a joint, some of them must laugh about the hicks who enjoy the show they put on.

Tears.  Manly tears.  Very manly.  Happy, manly man.

I can never unsee it.

Their take on music is shit. Actually, it’s not bad, they simply don’t do much music anymore, so they’re probably not going to talk about anyone you or I give a shit about.  But, they do a lot of good long pieces on political issues.

Seriously. Two of them are twins and the third guy is their short brother.

You took the time to bitch about people bitching.  You don’t have a life.

And, after all of that face twisting, it turned out he isn’t.

The Trumps can’t even do “Look how oppressed we are!” right.  Why didn’t they ask Alex Jones to find them a crisis actor?

What is the point of “democracy” if not some degree of “fairness?” The irony of Charles Payne arguing against fairness on Fox News is almost too much for me. I’d like to see how he’d do under “originalism.” At the very least, he’d lose two-fifths of his chins.