I’m way too pleased with “Prayer Warrior,” but I think “Motherhumper” is the winner so far.

What box do I check to get the government to take over ConAgra?

Golden days, no doubt. I haven’t been at my “dance weight” in a while, either. Like Sarah, I’m at a “fall on you like an old building” weight.

At some point, I’m just going to star everything I run across that you post.

Mirab, with sails unfurled!

That checks out.

This move toward socialism wouldn’t have been necessary if the very rich had simply been content with being very rich. Now that they’ve (again) become parasites, there has to be a course correction. It’s going to happen even if we have to get a kid from a school play to recite something FDR said. It’s going to happen,…

It’s Diet Coke ice-cream floats all the way down.

If they’re good enough for The President Of These United States surely they are good enough for the candidate who would have beaten him.

The way I heard it was that a billionaire, a teacher, and a construction worker were at a pizza place. The billionaire attacks the enormous pizza in front of them. Once he’s horrified the other two by gobbling up ninety-nine of the hundred pieces, he looks at the construction worker and says, “That teacher is trying…

I would like to know who decided these two were too dim-witted to be prosecuted for lying to Congress.  There are a lot of black women locked up in this country.  At least two of them should claim to be Republicans.

And how many of those kids won’t be able to have kids after being kicked in the huevos by everyone they meet their entire lives?

I feel for the kid, but, as you say, it happens. Your parents allowing you to get cozy under the wing of a rotting cheese dragon will only make things worse.

Bwah-hah-hah-heh!  Snort.  Cough.  Heh.  Heh.

At the very least, they should split a McNugget Lady and the Tramp-style.

As someone who came of age when AIDS was a death sentence, I suppose “the point” is to at least know who’s fucking you.

When reached for comment, Langston Hughes sighed before saying, “I’m glad I’m fucking dead.”

“Of course the open border advocate would invite those loud, lawless women. I think America has had just about enough of this divisive, hateful politics! People used to be so nice when you sprayed them with bug spray for trying to integrate a lunch counter. What happened to the ideals of Martin Luther King?”

Nice to know, from a scientific standpoint, what happens to a fry deferred.

He should have gone to Jared.