Before this, there was tape everywhere. Telling him where to stand. Where to go. Left. Right. Usually left. He missed his tape. The certainty of it. And it was gold. Shiny, shiny gold. Things were easier then. Now everyone yelled all the time, and he didn’t know where he was supposed to be.
I didn’t think it could get any better, but then Schwarzenegger shows up as Goethe in a hot-air balloon in the third act! Was that a spoiler? Sorry.
What fun is crime-spree if you decide to lay low for a while? To do that shit right, you don’t stop until you, your house, your car and everyone involved is on fire and full of bullet holes.
It’s easy to laugh at the supposed incompetence of the conspiracy nut/would-be arsonist, but that’s because you don’t know that, as with Frodo’s ring, only fire reveals the secret door to the other-dimensional basement where the children are being kept.
“Poverty doesn’t just take your money, it eats your TIME. Everything’s always breaking. Especially cars. It can destroy any ability to make & keep plans, including the ones that make your life better.”
I’m still enjoying my ex’s ex’s Hulu. Yes, I am living the dream.
They only used the top half because they don’t want your mom to sue.
I like this bell idea!
The crew of the Orville built a fake wall star to placate a bunch of ignorant jerks.
He ain’t no Padma. She ate every wing while telling stories and smiling.
Where do I sign up for the BBW challenge?
From my Tweet, misspelling’s criminal
Not even subliminal
Otherwise know as a vaudevillian
Because I’m couthless
When I spot a sucker, I sell ‘em
But most I think know not to deal with me
Yo, it’s obvious, Red Hat, who you come to see?
Cheazy-D
And now she’s trying to get to eat while she’s working. Lazy heifer.
Trump doesn’t know that. And Republicans won’t tell him.
Trump, no doubt, had someone make a shopping list for him some years ago. That list is taken somewhere weekly. The people at the store know the person. They know who the person works for when the person says, “Put it on the tab.” When the bill for the tabs doesn’t get paid for a few years, the store sues. Trump’s…
Bort by name, Bort by nature.
I’m waiting for Suckabee to grow one. Her face needs help, too.
