“If pizza isn’t a meal to you, you must be as big as house,” I thought.

“But I’m one-percent black! I want my $1,186,774.27!”

I had to stop loaning myself money. Turns out, I’m not good with it.

But now you raise the issue of how African one is percentage-wise in regards to their buy-out, which complicates things. Technically, I think you’re going to have to write yourself a bad check.

You bastard.  You made me imagine what I missed.  Yuck.

I guess she’s not an idiot. She certainly managed to lead a lot of high-ranking Republican/NRA doofuses around by their gun barrels.

Speaking of asshole Florida governors...

And where’s that Russian spy?  Definitely a Republican.

Sounds like I’ve got a shot!

Personally, I usually agree with Ivanka. And Jared, while a bit myopic, certainly does his research. As you say, it comes down to pettiness. The idea that every reasonably-informed person is always going to agree with every, obviously necessary, hot take that one makes is... What’s that word everyone around here…

What the hell is going on? A lot of good comments are languishing in the greys. A lot of posts aren’t being “moderated.”

But you can legislate a living wage, a cleaner environment, equal rights for everyone, access to healthcare, big money out of politics, etc.

I believe everything he said. Hope he’s still got his day job.

He’s confused about what the Diet Coke button on his desk does.  Again.

I think she must have grabbed his toiletry kit by mistake because she looks pretty orange, too.

Is that Chinese for “splinter?”

I can’t imagine the average Trump supporter watching that show. It wouldn’t make sense to them any more than Neo Yokio would, another show for young, godless “coastal elites.” Now, Duck Dynasty, that’s something they can understand.