If this guy can get Oliver North a gig on Fox, he’ll probably be able to make me forty again, the old man slowly realized.  He rubbed his chubby hands together with glee, picturing the numerous things the genie would give him.

This looks great, of course, but right now, my heart belongs to Captain Marvel. And Aquaman. And Spider-Ham.

CNN will cover this for the next few years.

...The Goldfinch, or maybe Less, a book that I found pedestrian, but Heard might like...

“The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one-eighth of it being above water. Kinda like shade or a drive-by.”

It would have to be hard. Spending those dollars and knowing that they came from someone lying with every breath they could muster.

Can AOC represent for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes, ‘cause I need to know.
You say I’ll never get a tax cut ‘til the day I die.
Tough luck, red cap, but the answer is go!

They really are the point of the spear on the whole whackadoodle religious war on everyone else in the United States and elsewhere. They are one step removed from handling snakes and speaking in tongues. And there are millions of them.

I get this. I hear the word “recall” and I grab things that are similar to the thing being recalled, throw them into my car, buy a gun, drive to someplace quiet, shoot the things, set them on fire, throw the gun into a lake, and, then, drink until I can sleep. It’s called “love.”  There are no half-measures.

Anti-Semitic

Wake me up for “Ghoul Boofs.”

She bought it because she thinks it says Space Force.

It’s almost like having a president who thrives on chaos is bad for everyone else.

It’s just bottoms all the way down?

Goddamn. When they go low... there is clearly no fucking bottom.

I hate the idea of any state being a “garbage state.” I’m sure there is something nice about Mississippi. I wouldn’t mind Indiana if I didn’t have to drive through it.  And Wisconsin is very pretty in the three months of the year that it isn’t being Hoth.

On the upside, lay down with dogs, get lynched by fleas.